Friday, April 29, 2022

Drizzle those blues away

Eight oldtimers set out Thursday in an intermittent light drizzle in what turned out to be a long day on the course even though we were off cart path for the first time in many moons. Grizzly Voss jumped out quick and stayed the course winning front and total. Mr 300 won the back and, with Grizzly anchored the team of Tom n Mac to a win on the back. Bob took second on back n total, Bill n Leroy tied front and along with Bob carried Loghead to victory on front n total. Bob n DD won closest on the secret holes of 7 n 14. The group voted for #7 and #14 being the greenie holes until further advised... 'til further notice. Charlie Voss +1 to 27. Bob Coleman +1 to 33. Tom Dunlavy -1 to 21. Mac Miller -1 to 23. Aholt 28 * Clark 33 * Coleman 33 * Crow 31 * Curtis 30 * Dister 26 * Dunlavy 21 * Ecklekamp 37 * Eggert 27 * Eichelberger 27 * Gildehaus 29 * Hall 27 * Harrison 23 * Hoemann 38 * Johnson 29 * Kavanaugh 27 * Kossmann 26 * Loyd 23 * Miller 23 * Moosmann 30 * Morris 25 * Nealis 23 * Purschke 20 * Sharma 32 * Voss, Chas 27 * Voss, Colby 32 * Voss, Dean 36

Thursday, April 28, 2022

Thank you Tom for sharing your wealth

It was the oldtimers honor tuesday to add some great young talent to our humble game. Thanks to the Ray Sharma family who are their host we welcomed The Key sisters; Wenyung, Munchin, and Siyi hailing from Auckland NZ and Izzy Leung from Hong Kong. Wen was a top player for the Washington Huskies where her 133 career rounds tie for 4th all time. Her accomplishments would fill a page but one of her greatest honors was being invited to compete in the inaugural Augusta Womens Amateur Championship. Issy Leung from Shatin Hong Kong played for the University of Hawaii where she led the team in scoring average for 3 consecutive years and was named first team all Big West. The ladies anchored 4 teams and the pleasure of watching them play brought smiles to the 11 old timers present. Along with Bob at 11 siyi won closest to the pin on 5 even though playing from the blue tees. Grizzly and Retread raked in most of the money but there were no losers on Tuesday. Charlie Voss +1 to 26. Michael Parmentier -1 to 32. Aholt 28 * Clark 33 * Coleman 32 * Crow 31 * Curtis 30 * Dister 26 * Dunlavy 22 * Ecklekamp 37 * Eggert 27 * Eichelberger 27 * Gildehaus 29 * Hall 27 * Harrison 23 * Hoemann 38 * Johnson 29 * Kavanaugh 27 * Kossmann 26 * Loyd 23 * Miller 24 * Moosmann 30 * Morris 25 * Nealis 23 * Purschke 20 * Sharma 32 * Voss, Chas 26 * Voss, Colby 32 * Voss, Dean 36 *

Saturday, April 23, 2022

The answer my friend, is riding on the wind

Wind don't move a bowling ball, and Mr 300 don't shoot splits. Ten Oldtimers showed up today. Temperature-wise ... perfect. The winds ... not so much ... literally howling out of the Southwest. That didn't deter the team of Coleman, Moosmann and Sharma. They handily won the back and total at +4 and Even. Their perfect day was squelched by a +5 front posted by C. Voss, Eggert, Nealis and Dister. Individually, Dister won the front at +5, tied with Moosmann and Sharma at +2 on the back and won total at +7. Hall takes 2nd on the front at +2. C. Voss and Moosmann split 3rd at +1. Moosmann takes 2nd total at +3 and Eichelberger takes 3rd at +1. Nealis wins the Greenie on 7. Dunlavy takes the Greenie on 14. Dister goes +1 to 26. C. Voss -1 to 25. Eichelberger -1 to 27. Aholt 28 * Clark 33 * Coleman 32 * Crow 31 * Curtis 30 * Dister 26 * Dunlavy 22 * Ecklekamp 37 * Eggert 27 * Eichelberger 27 * Gildehaus 29 * Hall 27 * Harrison 23 * Hoemann 38 * Johnson 29 * Kavanaugh 27 * Kossmann 26 * Loyd 23 * Miller 24 * Moosmann 30 * Morris 25 * Nealis 23 * Purschke 20 * Sharma 32 * Voss, Chas 25 * Voss, Colby 32 * Voss, Dean 36 *

Friday, April 22, 2022

SOLD! to #67, the man in the camo pants

A recipy for enjoyment. perfect tempature, gentle winds, and a course slowly drying out. Out of 8 golfers one golfer enjoyed it most of all. The Auctioneer shot a cool 67, +4, +4, +8 to win all the singles and carry the team of DA, TD, and BC to a resounding victory. Dave A and Bill won closest on 3 n 11. Resigned to irrelevance Team Charlie (with BH n Terry) resorted to trick shots. Grizzly won in a slam dunk by skipping one over the lake to terra firma on 10. A collection was held for Mr CPA and Loghead who lost money and went up a point. No one gave. For the first time this season, all the changes are positive. Mike Clark +2 to 33. Charlie Johnson +1 to 29. Terry Moosmann +1 to 30. Aholt 28 * Clark 33 * Coleman 32 * Crow 31 * Curtis 30 * Dister 25 * Dunlavy 22 * Ecklekamp 37 * Eggert 27 * Eichelberger 28 * Gildehaus 29 * Hall 27 * Harrison 23 * Hoemann 38 * Johnson 29 * Kavanaugh 27 * Kossmann 26 * Loyd 23 * Miller 24 * Moosmann 30 * Morris 25 * Nealis 23 * Purschke 20 * Sharma 32 * Voss, Chas 26 * Voss, Colby 32 * Voss, Dean 36 *

Wednesday, April 20, 2022

A Bankers holiday

After the ass whoopin (+3, +3, +6)the banker put on the boys Saturday who could blame the five oldtimers for giving him the wrong tee time Tuesday. alls fair in love, war , n golf. grizzly Voss appetite remains strong after his hibernation and he took the back and total yesterday. Loghead returned from his Easter egg hunt in Ohio to take the front. CPA boy found out that pencil whipping all winter won't get him anywhere with the old timers. He did manage one great shot on seven while Bob took closest on 14. Hall -1 to 27. Moosmann -1 to 29. Aholt 28 * Clark 32 * Coleman 32 * Crow 31 * Curtis 30 * Dister 25 * Dunlavy 22 * Ecklekamp 37 * Eggert 27 * Eichelberger 28 * Gildehaus 29 * Hall 27 * Harrison 23 * Hoemann 38 * Johnson 28 * Kavanaugh 27 * Kossmann 26 * Loyd 23 * Miller 24 * Moosmann 29 * Morris 25 * Nealis 23 * Purschke 20 * Sharma 32 * Voss, Chas 26 * Voss, Colby 32 * Voss, Dean 36 *

Friday, April 15, 2022

Mud n Wind, another day just like the other day

Grizzly Voss emerged from his winters den to win closest on three and 14. And with the Lumber Barron help anchor the team of Bob and Tim to victory on front, total and tied the back. Bill won the back. loghead, The only shining star in a sea of ineptitude won front, total, and tied back. Gotta run, Ohio awaits! Four of the eight players lost a quota point. Dave Aholt -1 to 28. Jim Eichelberger -1 to 28. Bob Coleman -1 to 32. Tim Morris -1 to 25. Aholt 28 * Clark 32 * Coleman 32 * Crow 31 * Curtis 30 * Dister 26 * Dunlavy 22 * Ecklekamp 37 * Eggert 27 * Eichelberger 28 * Gildehaus 29 * Hall 28 * Harrison 23 * Hoemann 38 * Johnson 28 * Kavanaugh 27 * Kossmann 26 * Loyd 23 * Miller 24 * Moosmann 30 * Morris 25 * Nealis 23 * Purschke 20 * Sharma 32 * Voss, C. 27 * Voss, D. 36 *

Wednesday, April 13, 2022

The race to zero, A spring phenomena

Ah, spring golf. Balls blown off course by wind gust, wedges lodged in soggy ground 1/64 of an inch behind the ball, plugged balls lost forever in the fertile subsoil, and greens that go bump in the night. Again Tuesday 5 of the six Oldtimers failed to get their number. Tom won front. Rich tied back and him and Bob won closest. Mike won total, tied back and led his team of BH n BC to victory on back n total. CJ, RP, n TD got the rest of the crumbs. Rocket Man drove off not fully sure why he can help build a rocket to hit a target 3 thousand miles away but can't put that frigging ball in the hole from 4 ft. Mike Clark +1 to 32. No other changes. Aholt 29 * Clark 32 * Coleman 33 * Crow 31 * Curtis 30 * Dister 26 * Dunlavy 22 * Ecklekamp 37 * Eggert 27 * Eichelberger 29 * Gildehaus 29 * Hall 28 * Harrison 23 * Hoemann 38 * Johnson 28 * Kavanaugh 27 * Kossmann 26 * Loyd 23 * Miller 24 * Moosmann 30 * Morris 26 * Nealis 23 * Purschke 20 * Sharma 32 * Voss, C. 27 * Voss, D. 36 *

Sunday, April 10, 2022

Old timers invaded by “The Hustlers”

The old timers were privileged to have some talented guest for today's game. Ryan Eckelkamp brought Matt Hoemann and and Bob returned from his tour of guarding our southern borders. A strong wind and low chill factor at tee time turned into a marvelous day on the back nine. The auctioneer was again the toast of the day winning back, total, leading his team of BC and RC to team victory on the back and total, plus winning closest at three. Ryan E won closest on 11. Matt's team of CV, LE, and CJ had a solid effort with no minuses to claim the front. Tom won the front with a whole bunch of guys fighting for the remaining quarters.Ryan Crow -1 to 31. Ryan Eckelkamp -1 to 37. Tom Dunlavy -1 to 22. Leroy Eggert -1 to 27. Jeff Kavanaugh +1 to 27. New player, Matt Hoemann 38. Aholt 29 * Clark 31 * Coleman 33 * Crow 31 * Curtis 30 * Dister 26 * Dunlavy 22 * Ecklekamp 37 * Eggert 27 * Eichelberger 29 * Gildehaus 29 * Hall 28 * Harrison 23 * Johnson 28 * Kavanaugh 27 * Kossmann 26 * Loyd 23 * Matt 38 * Miller 24 * Moosmann 30 * Morris 26 * Nealis 23 * Purschke 20 * Sharma 32 * Voss, C. 27 * Voss, D. 36 *

Friday, April 8, 2022

Leroy Eggert +1 to 28. Charlie Johnson -1 to 28. Tom Dunlavy -1 to 23. Aholt 29 * Clark 31 * Coleman 33 * Crow 32 * Curtis 30 * Dister 26 * Dunlavy 23 * Eggert 28 * Eichelberger 29 * Gildehaus 29 * Hall 28 * Harrison 23 * Johnson 28 * Kavanaugh 26 * Kossmann 26 * Loyd 23 * Miller 24 * Moosmann 30 * Morris 26 * Nealis 23 * Purschke 20 * Sharma 32 * Voss, C. 27 * Voss, D. 36 *

Wednesday, April 6, 2022

Old men need roll

6 old timers spent so much time cleaning their balls they had no time to concentrate. Missile Man fired off on the front with a +4 to drag BH n CJ along screaming and crying to team win on front and total. Cream rises to the top and the auctioneer was the only plus for the day winning total, 2nd on front, tying BH on back, and helping DD n CV to a team victory on back. Oh, did i mention he was closest on 5 n 11. After crashing in the ocean when his booster rocket failed on the back Missile Man's vibes were so bad his cart died on 17. RIP.......Dave Dister -1 to 26. Tom Dunlavy -1 to 24. Charlie Voss -1 to 27. Aholt 29 * Clark 31 * Coleman 33 * Crow 32 * Curtis 30 * Dister 26 * Dunlavy 24 * Eggert 27 * Eichelberger 29 * Gildehaus 29 * Hall 28 * Harrison 23 * Johnson 29 * Kavanaugh 26 * Kossmann 26 * Loyd 23 * Miller 24 * Moosmann 30 * Morris 26 * Nealis 23 * Purschke 20 * Sharma 32 * Voss, C. 27 * Voss, D. 36 *

Monday, April 4, 2022

Fab 3 rules

One day after making the Friday skins group "April fools" the Fab Three (Hertz, The Auctioneer, n Loghead) turned their attention on the other 8 old timers. Dean n Mike tied the front and total with Mike helping his team of JE, CV, and TD to victory on the front and back. Dean won closest on 3, Bill on 14. CJ led BH n DD to victory on the back. sweeping the rest of the loose quarters off the table were CV, JE, n CJ. Stinky n the Gambler were see leaving, shaking there heads and mumbling something about the wind only blowing hard when they were hitting. The wind took its toll today. Six of the 11 Oldtimers dropped a point. One more of the "youngsters" (Dean Voss) moved to the White tees. He stays at his course rating adjusted 36. Mike Clark -1 to 31. Ryan Crow -1 to 32. Dave Dister -1 to 27. Leroy Eggert -1 to 27. Bill Hall -1 to 28. Charlie Johnson -1 to 29. Aholt 29 * Clark 31 * Coleman 33 * Crow 32 * Curtis 30 * Dister 27 * Dunlavy 25 * Eggert 27 * Eichelberger 29 * Gildehaus 29 * Hall 28 * Harrison 23 * Johnson 29 * Kavanaugh 26 * Kossmann 26 * Loyd 23 * Miller 24 * Moosmann 30 * Morris 26 * Nealis 23 * Purschke 20 * Sharma 32 * Voss, C. 28 * Voss, D. 36 *