Friday, June 10, 2022

Homeless golfers invade FCCC Oldtimers

It was inevitable, a sign of the times. it only takes a leisurely drive through downtown and the local parks to realize that homelessness is an issue in our town. Thursday, four of them invaded our sacred Oldtimers golf game. they were easy to spot, three of them putted from the wrong side of the ball and the other pretended to be in the Lumber business. some of our Oldtimers rose to the occasion. Jimbo, saddled with two of the indigents( Loghead n the Lumber Baron) fired off a +5, +1, +6 to tie for front with a +5, tie back, and win total. The family dunlavy, with Jeff tieing the front and taking 2nd total took front and total team despite having to take Lefty Leroy to the soup kitchen at the turn. The team of Motor Home, Outbid, and the border guard, devoid of homelessness, powered to victory on back n total. Jimbo won closest on 7 while Loghead claimed victory on 14 despite objections concerning his abuse of the flag stick.".................................. Charlie Johnson -2 to 27. Jeff Cozzo +1 to 27. Terry Moosmann -1 to 27. Charlie Voss -1 to 25. Leroy Eggert -1 to 31. Jim Eichelberger +1 to 28. Aholt 28 * Clark 33 * Coleman 35 * Cozzo 27 * Crow 31 * Curtis 30 * Dister 25 * Dunlavy 23 * Ecklekamp 37 * Eggert 31 * Eichelberger 28 * Fortner 31 * Gildehaus 29 * Hall 27 * Harrison 23 * Hoemann 38 * Johnson 27 * Kavanaugh 27 * Kossmann 25 * Loyd 23 * Miller 23 * Moosmann 27 * Morris 25 * Nealis 23 * Purschke 20 * Sharma 32 * Voss, Chas 25 * Voss, Colby 32 * Voss, Dean 36 *

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